It’s not too bad a way to spend an afternoon in Rhodes … Just chillin and avoiding the crucifying sun.

I’ve finally found free wifi tho - obviously!

I have seen many examples of the Brit abroad and am currently planning a few ritual murders on my last night here - I won’t have to journey far - our hotel is full of the fat slovenly pink twats devouring English breakfasts at all opportune moments.

Watch this space …