I’ve just got back from Rhodes this morning and I was fascinated to find this item on a 3 for the price of 2 offer in a UK supermarket chain called Sainsburys.

It’s a Jamie Oliver endorsed denim apron.

A Denim apron endorsed by Jamie Oliver … Think about it … It’s a DENIM APRON … Endorsed by JAMIE OLIVER.

And if you buy 2 you get 1 FREE!

Who in the name of Christ is going to find a use for 1 of these NEVERMIND 3 of the fuckers!

“Go on, Get stuck in”

No!